cute insult

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! 
Just a second, don’t misunderstand. 
CUTE means: 
Creating 
Useless 
Troubles 
Everywhere..


What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.


U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..


lose ur eyes n think about yourself, 
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes


Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’


Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u. 


Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p